in this generation, you can’t tell if someone is 13 or 18
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them